We are NutzWorld. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
Love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring food. (Nah, forget the food, bring beer)

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