Fun stuff to do in an elevator to annoy the passengers

• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder. When they turn around shrug your shoulders and look around.

• Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

• Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push all the buttons so that the elevator stops at every floor, then say "is everyone happy now?"

• Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

• Bounce a superball around the elevator. When it hits someone say, "He doesn't like you"

• Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, scream, "That's mine!!"

• Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing.

• Bring a camera, take a group picture then say "I want to remember you just the way you were."

• Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

• Leave your 12 foot long python alone in the elevator.

• Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserving energy."

• Leave a brown paper wrapped box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

• Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble. Weird."

• Push the call button and when the voice answers, ask, "Mom?"

• Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally