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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

I want to die in my sleep like mr grandpa. No yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Once I had no shoes, but then I met a man that had no feet. So I took his shoes.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

There are three kinds of people. Those that can count, and those who can't.