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Lawyer in a Car Crash
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up,helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away."Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor. "Sure, after the police leave," replied the lawyer.