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Hungry fish

Ok Now in the forest there was a fish in a lake. Now the fish was hungry so he tried to find some food...then he seen a fly and thought if that fly dropped 6 inches the fish could get the fly.
Then a bear came along and thought if that fly dropped 6 inches the fish could get the fly and the bear could get the fish.
Then a hunter came along and thought if that fly dropped 6inches the fish could get the fly the bear would get the fish and the hunter could get the bear.
Then a mouse came along and thought that if that fly dropped 6inches the fish would get the fly, the bear would get the fish the hunter would get the bear and the mouse could get the cheese sandwich inside the hunters bag since he wouldn't be hungry.
Then a cat came along behind the mouse and thought that if that stupid little fly would finally drop 6 inches that the fish could get the fly, the bear would get the fish, the hunter would get the bear, the mouse would get the sandwich and the cat could get the mouse.
They all waited about 3 minutes then it happened...
The fly dropped 6inchs,the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse got the sandwich except the cat missed the mouse and fell into the lake.

What's the moral of the story
When a fly drops 6inchs,
a pussy gets wet.

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