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Little
white box

A man is bellied up at his favorite bar when this
beautiful woman walks up and sits down next to him. So he
reaches in the pocket of his coat and pulls out this little
white box and sets it on the bar. The woman, kinda curious,
asks the man, "What is in the box?". The man then tells her
that there is a frog in the box. She says to him, "You
carry a frog in a box around with you?" Then the man says,
"Oh, this is no ordinary frog... this frog eats pussy."
So this kind of intrigues the woman and she starts to
get a little hot. He then asks her, "So do you want to
go back to my place and give the little froggy a shot?"
She says, "Sure, let's go." and they leave. When they get
to the mans apartment the woman strips down and lays out
naked on the bed with her legs spread wide and the man takes
the frog out of the box and sets it ever so gently between
her legs. And they wait... and they wait... until finally
looks down between her legs and then looks up at the man
with a look of confusion. She then said, "I thought you
said this frog eats pussy." The man sighs, picks up the
frog and holds it nose to nose with him and says, "O.K.,
this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this!"

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