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The Gloves

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his
 new sweetheart's birthday. As they had not been dating very long,
 after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the
right note: romantic but not too personal. 

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he
 went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister
got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

 Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package
 and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

 ""I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
 wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but
she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate
 shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had
been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I
had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was
 there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other
hands will come in contact with them before I have a
 chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow
in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little
 damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them
 during the coming year! All my love.

 P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing  

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