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Drunken Car Theft >

 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. > "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake > pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. The police were > dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene. > > However, before the police arrived, the phone rang a second time > with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said > with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." > >

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