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Little Johnny at The Nude Beach

Little Johnny and his parents went to a nude beach. As Little Johnny
walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the women had breasts
bigger than his mother's, so he asked her why. She told her son,
"The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Little Johnny, pleased with the answer, went to play in the ocean but
returned to tell his mother that many of the men had larger members than
his dad. Little Johnny's mother replied,
"The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with the answer, Little Johnny returned to the ocean to play.
Shortly afterward, the Little Johnny returned again. He promptly told his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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