by Neena Louise
Worst Actress
Stana Katic, "Kate Beckett",
Castle
(Katic continues to drag this
show down in its second season.
It's too bad, too, because
otherwise Castle
is a pretty good show.)
Best Actress
Jane Lynch, "Sue Sylvester",
Glee
(Lynch's spot-on delivery of
some of the funniest lines in
Glee
repeatedly stole the show.)
Most Overrated Female
Jane Lynch, "Sue Sylvester",
Glee
(But, enough already.)
Most Overlooked
Female
Liz Vassey, "Wendy Simms",
CSI (It's so easy to
get lost on a large ensemble
show, but whenever Vassey's
"Wendy" put in an appearance, it
was like a breath of fresh air.
We need more.)
Worst
Actor
Kelsey Grammar "Hank Pryor",
Hank (Hank's
swift cancellation was due in no
small part to Grammar's pompous,
one-note, Frasier-as-family-man
performance.)
Best
Actor
Nathan
Fillion, "Rick Castle",
Castle
(Despite being dragged down by
Stana Katic's dreadful acting
and boring "Kate Beckett"
character - perhaps because of
it - Fillion never failed to
deliver.)
Most Overrated Male
Matthew Fox, "Jack Shephard",
Lost (Wooden from
start to finish.)
Most
Overlooked Male
Alan Cumming, "Eli Gold", The
Good Wife (It
would've been so easy for "Gold"
to be a silly caricature, but
Cumming deftly managed to keep
him real and watchable - with a
pretty decent American accent to
boot.)
Worst-Dressed
Female
"Teresa Lisbon", Robin Tunney,
The Mentalist (It
is
possible to be a female
detective who'll be taken
seriously without needing to
dress like a man. Observe Amanda
Righetti's "Grace Van Pelt" on
the same show.)
Best-Dressed Female
"Laurie Keller", Busy Philipps,
Cougar Town
(Philipps' "Laurie" was always
dressed young and hip, without
looking slutty and cheap -
despite the fact that "Laurie"
was the resident...well, not
slut exactly, but young and
free.)
Worst-Dressed
Male
"Charlie Harper", Charlie Sheen,
Two and a Half Men
(Enough with the silly bowling
shirts and shorts already.)
Best-Dressed Male
Neil Flynn, "Mike Fleck", The
Middle (It was so
refreshing to see realistic
wardrobe. How many of us are
just like this, or know people
like this: cheap jeans and comfy
Walmart shirts? So unlike the
zillion dollar designer jeans
and shirts that so many everymen
wear in TV Land.)
Worst TV Mom
"Jules Cobb", Courteney Cox,
Cougar Town
(Ineffectual and needy, it's a
miracle her kid turned out ok.
Fantasy TV at its finest.)
Best TV Mom
"Gloria
Delgado-Pritchett", Sofía
Vergara, Modern Family
(Let her kid be himself -
whatever that may be - and
defended him to those that
didn't.)
Worst TV Dad
"Zeek Braverman", Craig T.
Nelson, Parenthood
(He cheated on his wife, lost
everything in a bad real estate
deal, criticized his autistic
grandson, proffered bad advice
to everyone...made me appreciate
my
father a whole lot more!)
Best TV Dad
"Cameron Tucker", Eric
Stonestreet, Modern Family
(Didn't seem to want to be
anything else but a doting
father.)
Worst TV Kid
"Alexis Castle", Molly C. Quinn,
Castle
(Television is supposed to be
fantasy, but "Alexis'" saint act
was just plain absurd. If
teenagers were really as angelic
as this, there'd be something
wrong with them.)
Best
TV Kid
"Baby
Lily", Ella and Jaden Hiller,
Modern Family
(I don't think I've ever seen
such a mellow and content infant
- neither in real life nor on
screen. I can imagine how many
parents are envious.)
Least Likable Character on a
Show
"Margaret
Allison Hart", Rena Sofer,
NCIS
(Supposedly the arch-rival of
Mark Harmon’s "Jethro Gibbs",
they pretended to hate each
other, but actually liked each
other. Oh, how original. With
zero chemistry between the two
and incredibly stupid dialogue,
I groaned every time the
obnoxious "Margaret" appeared.)
Most Likable
Character on a Show
"Patrick Jane", Simon Baker,
The Mentalist
("Jane's" childlike behavior,
barely masking his brilliance,
made him nigh on impossible to
dislike. Baker's puppy dog eyes
and winning smile didn't hurt. )
Worst Drama
The Good Guys (Oh,
my, what a piece of crap!
Probably the worst buddy series
I've ever seen.)
Best
Drama
The Mentalist
(Though the whole "Red John"
thing got plenty tiresome, there
were enough other plotlines to
hold one's interest.)
Worst Sitcom
'Til Death
(Yeah, I didn't know this drivel
was still on, either.)
Best Sitcom
Modern Family
(Though in danger of being
over-hyped, this
mockumentary-type sitcom was
very funny and refreshing.)
Worst SciFi
FlashForward
(Supposedly the next Lost,
this rot was even more boring.
Hard to believe, I know. Its
cancellation, on the other hand,
was a whole lot more
believable.)
Best
SciFi
Fringe
(Though straying awfully close
to "whatever" territory, there
was still enough there to
warrant watching.)
Worst Animated Series
Everything not The Simpsons
Best Animated Series
The Simpsons
Most Overrated Series
Lost
(Let us all cheer that
Lost
is now lost forever.)
Most Overlooked
Series
Better Off Ted
(Now cancelled, I never
understood why no one watched
this clever - at times
delightfully silly - sitcom.)
Worst Writing
Criminal Minds
(When you start finishing
sentences before they're spoken,
you know it's time to find new
writers.)
Best Writing
The Big Bang Theory
(This really should be stale and
"whatever" three seasons in, but
it isn't.)
Worst
Host/Narrator
Oprah Winfrey, Life
(Though I usually stick to the
Big Four networks, Winfrey's
narration on this Discovery
Channel documentary miniseries
was such an abomination, it wins
the prize, hands down. Winfrey
sounded like a condescending
nursery school teacher and was
so grating I couldn't watch it.
As with Planet Earth,
I'm buying the original BBC
David Attenborough-narrated
DVD.)
Best
Host/Narrator
Phil
Keoghan, The Amazing Race
(Amiable Keoghan continued to
keep the contestants calm - no
matter how ridiculously
freaked-out they were. Could've
done without some of the
seriously-intoned platitudes,
however.)
Worst
Newscaster/Reporter
Katie Couric, CBS Evening
News
(Couric's overly-earnest
gosh-golly approach to the news
made it impossible to take her
seriously.)
Best
Newscaster/Reporter
John Quiñones, What Would You
Do? (Other news shows
could learn a thing or fifty
from Quiñones on proper
reporting.)
Worst News
Magazine
20/20 (If I see
one more exploitative
Dateline-esque
story of murder and mayhem on
20/20,
I'll just watch
Dateline
instead. They've been doing the
same tired schtick for so long,
they're better at it.)
Best
News Magazine
60 Minutes
Worst Reality
Show Series
Wife Swap (I used
to be intrigued by its
diametrically-opposed-families
premise, but Swap
started to seem so staged I
couldn't help wondering if they
were fed lines just to make
"good" television.)
Best Reality Show Series
Undercover Boss
(Isn't it everyone workingman's
fantasy to have the boss try to
do their
job? In the process, the "boss"
was more profoundly affected
than the front-line workers.)
Worst Reality Game
The Marriage Ref
(Though not strictly a "game",
celebrities giving judgments on
real-life marriages was not only
patently ridiculous, but boring
as hell.)
Best Reality
Game
The
Amazing Race 15
(Even after fifteen cycles,
Race
is probably the most "real" -
and entertaining - of the
reality games on television.)
Worst Reality Villain
Russell Hantz, Survivor
(I don't know why so many found
him delightfully evil. He was
just your run-of-the-mill
obnoxious loud-mouthed schnook
with Short-Man Syndrome.
Yawn.)
Best Reality Villain
There weren't any true
delightful "villains" this
season. Those that you were
supposed to hate were either so
obviously just playing a role or
were moronic buffoons (see
above), making them all either
bad actors or boring people. Or
both.
Worst Game Show
Minute to Win It
(More like Minute to
Humiliate Yourself Doing Silly
Tasks.)
Best Game Show
Jeopardy
Worst Score
Lost
(For six long years, it was just
the same
violins-as-buzzing-mosquitoes
over and over and over again.
Probably the most unimaginative
score ever written, but at least
we won't have to hear it
anymore.)
Best Score
Glee
(What other show could it be?)
Worst Theme Music
Jeopardy
(Jeopardy's
updated its set. Kept host Alex
Trebek's wardrobe current.
Ensured the answers and
questions were relevant. So
what's up with the stale "I'm a
little teapot" theme music?
Surely they can update it
without changing the tune
itself.)
Best Theme
Music
Law &
Order
[the original].
(I shall miss it. Well, okay,
considering L&O
is in heavy rotation in
syndication, I can hear it any
time, but it remains the best TV
theme tune ever.)
Worst Newcomer (that
hasn't been cancelled)
V
(I thought the original 1980s
miniseries was bad, but this
dreadful "reimagining" explains
why V
was on the verge of cancellation
all season. Apparently, it'll be
back mid-season in 2011, for
reasons unknown.)
Best
Newcomer (that hasn't been
cancelled)
Glee
(I don't usually like shows like
this - or musicals in general -
but the smart, funny dialogue
got me hooked. Until...)
Biggest Decline in Quality
Glee
(I loved
this show before it took its
ill-advised hiatus. When it came
back, the smart, funny dialogue
was dwarfed by the incessant -
and increasingly contrived and
stupid - musical numbers. If I
wanted High School
Musical,
I'd watch that instead.)
Most Improved in Quality
For the first time
ever, no show improved in
quality. In fact, most declined
so rapidly, their cancellations
were foregone conclusions.
Worst Network
NBC (The top network once upon a
time - long, long ago - NBC has
done everything it could to kill
itself this season. If they
succeed, maybe we'll get a
network with programming worth
watching).
Best
Network
CBS (Wins the top ratings title
again.)
Worst
Commercial
Old Navy - "Mannequins". (Old
Navy has always had some of the
worst commercials, but these
went far beyond that. The very
first one with mannequins that
were losing their body parts was
mildly amusing, but the plethora
of stupidity that followed
became increasingly irritating.
And stupid.)
Best Commercial
Discovery Channel - "Boom De
Yada" (The World is Awesome).
(One of the most entertaining
ads on television, even though
the tune has the inherent
ability to get stuck in your
head.)
Biggest
Stinker of the Season
100 Questions
(Offensive in its stinkiness.
Probably the stinkiest of the
stinky sitcoms ever.)
Trend of the Year
Vampires. (Enough already.)
Least Magical
Moments
Every minute of the Lost
finale. (Just as boring and
"huh?" as ever. At least it's
finally over,
and will no longer pollute the
airwaves. Good, good, riddance!)
Most Magical Moment
Law & Order's
final scene. (Thank goodness
L&O
didn't go the stupid and overly
sappy route for its finale after
20(!) seasons. Let us all mourn
its passing.)